I  LOVE  BLACK  FOLKS!  - THERE'S  NOBODY  LIKE  THEM 

 With black folks, everything starts late!  Everything
 ends late. Time is just a thang!  

Black folks arrive late for weddings, funerals, and 

 Sunday church services and then act like they are on
 time!  

  A black gospel choir can sing a three word song for
 twenty minutes.  

 The black church takes twenty minutes to take up an
 offering at an afternoon program and only raise 

 $76.34!  (don't forget they take an hour to count it
 again after church).  

  Black folks always want to post-date the check they 

 give you.  Want to borrow money and tell you, "I will
 pay you back next week!"  

Black folks will ask grandparents to watch their kids 
 while they run an errand but don't pick them up until
 two days later.  Black folks eat "fried" bologna.  

Black folks refer to diabetes as, "Sugar."

Black cashiers always seem to have an attitude.

Black folks have at least one person in the family who
still wears a Jeri curl.

Black folks put hot sauce on everything!

Black folks have at least one family member that
"almost" made it to the pros.

Black folks will owe you and everybody else in the
neighborhood money but can buy a new car.

Black folks re-use ZipLoc baggies, paper plates,
plastic forks, spoons, and knives.

Black folks won't throw anything away!  The rationale is that you never
know when you might need it!

I  LOVE  BLACK  FOLKS!  

THERE'S  NOBODY  LIKE  THEM  IN  SPITE  OF ALL  OF  OUR  PECULIAR  WAYS,

I  STILL  LOVE  BLACK  FOLKS!  DON'T  YOU?  YOU'D  BETTER,  CAUSE  YOU
IS  ONE.